Tudagub

Tudagub
	; Art by Lukali
Basic description
Class	Cleric of Jexel
Race	Half-Ogre
Level	Level
Physical description
Age	circa. 26
Gender	Male
Hair Color	Jet Black
Eye Color	N/A
Height	8' 4"
Weight	420 lbs
Handedness	Right
Essential Statistics
Health	Health
Strength	12
Dexterity	12
Constitution	13
Intelligence	9
Wisdom	16
Charisma	12
Perception	10
Non-Essential Statistics
Hotness	N/A
Grub Skill	N/A

"Abigael, you're taking shots. Ryan, don't be a pussy. Vincent, don't die. Let's fucking kill these guys."

— Tudagub

Summary[]

A half-ogre cleric of Jexel, Tudagub was one of the more enigmatic characters. He was 8' 4", 420 lbs, and had jet black hair which he liked to wear in a mohawk and a long braided beard. With his pink boots on his feet (and rarely anything else) he waddled about casting his spells (in whatever subtle way he could conceive) and generally caused mischief. Played by Rollplay VOD and Youtube host JP McDaniel, Tudagub was central in a number of plot points; from smashing a key item to provoking the guards of Lord Feng. For a cleric he was not the most holy of men (although, worship of Jexel is quite odd and filled with alcohol abuse).

Other Notable Traits & Items[]

He was in possession of pink Boots of Levitation that activates via a power word that he did not know. He liked to perform intricate actions when using touch spells in order to conceal the action.

Key Events[]

Origins[]

While Tudagub's origins remain mostly obscure, it is known that his father was an ogre (which would mean the mother was a human), and that he gave Tudagub his pair of pink boots which he had stolen from a wizard with a tower; Banon's father.

The birth of a half-ogre, half-human is very unlikely in itself, but the fact that the father stuck with the human mother (at least until Tudagub was born) is mind-bogglingly rare. The father and mother's motivations, be it love for the child, or for each other; or some kind of situation that kept them together is unknown.

Involving Spells[]

As a priest JP possessed many spells. Importantly, rather than turning undead, he could summon the power of Jexal and recast one dice roll per encounter. Some of the more interesting usages of his abilities included:

Command : STRIP cast in Week 3 upon Bregor to help persuade a lascivious local wizard into identifying the Blood-Drinker Longsword at a discount.
Sunscorch to melt the face of Lord Feng in Week 4.
Speak with Animals to Beargor and Mr. Mogwoggles
Zone of Truth: Cast in order to ruin Abigael's chances with a potential boyfriend as well as using it to force Lord Istavan Felstar to confess to his crimes.
Command: Twirl cast in Week 14 upon a spear wielder, who proceeded to confusedly twirl it in place.
Meld into Stone: Cast when drunk on his tavern-crawl in Windsail. He went into the ground and later emerged, exploding a table.
Command: Fall cast in Week 16 upon the Black Dragon. It incurred massive falling damage to the creature and began the battle properly.
Cure Light Wounds revived Vincent from unconsciousness in Week 17, his final spell and dying wish.

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Death[]

Tudagub was killed in Week 17 when the party went through the worst patch of luck in the history of the show in a string of 1 rolls; a Giant hit him with a critical and sent him flying against a wall. Before his death, he saved Vincent's life sacrificing himself. It was the first party death and occurred after Tudagub used the Rod of Lightning on the Giants.

In Week 18, the party said their farewells to Tudagub. His body was burned (although there was some confusion as to whether the body was buried or burned) in "Star Wars: Episode 2 Anakin's mother fashion" along with his belongings near the lighthouse on Justar's Nose, a small outcrop of land on the eastern shore of the main island of the Elven Lands, not far from the city of Justar's Bay. He was replaced by Banon, who was then subsequently replaced by Azril.

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Trivia[]

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Tudagub was frequently mistakenly referred to as Tugadub, Tuglebutt, Bubblebutt, Tubadub, Toodagub, Tugabud, Tug & Rub, Teletubby and many others.
A pending title is the 'Ruiner of Campaigns'.
Tudagub used 500 GP on Willow Brook in Week Eleven, 1271 GP in Week Thirteen and 500 GP in Week Fourteen as a total of 2271 GP. He got half a church of Jexel and a bust of himself in the village.
Tudagub had a vendetta against gnomes as he believes a gnome stole his coin purse during his night of drunkenness in Week 15.

Notable Equipment Chronology[]

Stripped of all valuables in Week 4 after being imprisoned and sentenced to death for the alleged murder of an alchemist.
Armband of Healing - Loaned by Thoarar Fletcher in Week 14 for as long as they are "serving the people." Later found by Banon.

Notable Feats and Kills[]

Goblin Chieftain - Unknown to the rest of the party, Tudagub brutally murdered the Chieftain in Week 1 even after he pleaded for mercy many times. His head was caved with the Half-Ogre's maul.
Lord Feng - Incinerated during Week 4 in a desperate attempt to stave off his execution.
Undead cleric - Landed the killing blow in Week 7, caving in its skull. The struggle to coerce the monster into Tudagub's silence spell and Vincent's clever smashing of the monster's holy amulet were pivotal for victory.
Week 11 - Convincing the Ogres near Valesburg that he was one of them.
Guard of Fitchview - Boiled in his armour in Week 14, using the spell Heat Metal

Kill Count[]

As of Week 16, Tudagub killed 17 creatures and/or people.

Notable Tudagub/JP Quotes[]

Week 1[]

"Is it Ryan's turn?"
Geoff: "With his 8 feet of legs and my 6 feet of legs, I am pretty sure we can outrun them." JP: "I'm 420lb, Geoff..." Geoff: "Son of a bitch."

Week 2[]

"Well... I guess we know it was breakable..." (After dropping Hector's green orb to the floor)

(To Lavernica) "You fucking bitch!" -drops hammer-
"I fistbump Vincent. " (when the Ogre is turned into mist)

Week 3[]

Geoff: "I will need a heal, my friend!" JP: "I just run up and slap him across the face."
"Command... 'Strip'"
"The anorexic Elf that gets nude for 80 year old men."

Week 4[]

"Command: Dance" when faced with a surly tough-guy in the jail. Needless to say, the man was horrified.
(Using command word at the Innkeeper who implicated Tudagub for the murder of the Ugly Alchemist) "Why don't you -pause- CONFESS -pause- to the crime?" (pure evil)
(When talking to Marrrr about Lord Feng) "He stared at the sun for too long!"

Week 11[]

"One may only choose their fate once, Geoffrey"
"Give me your hand, sir..."

Week 13[]

"Compared to a Dragon, you're a pussy." Said in response to Bregor's remark about King-slaying is not easy.

Week 14[]

Commander: "Its not like you can hurt the situation."

Tudagub: "Oh, you'd be surprised." -walks away-

Week 15[]

"We join hands and skip together."
"We beHOOVE you to let Vincent fight." (to the Minotaur) "DON'T HAVE A COW MAN, calm down!"
(To a Gnome) "Bitch? Who you calling a bitch, bitch?"

Week 16[]

"So any gnomes you see, Bregor.. Kill on sight. KILL ON SIGHT, BREGOR!"
Gambler: "I was hoping Jexal could help me stop gambling.” Tudagub: “What the fuck!” *slaps man in face*

Week 17[]

"Abigael, you're taking shots. Ryan, don't be a pussy. Vincent, don't die. Let's fucking kill these guys."

Spell Progression[]

Priest Level	1	2	3	4	5	6*	7**
1	1	-	-	-	-	-	-
2	2	-	-	-	-	-	-
3	2	1	-	-	-	-	-
4	3	2	-	-	-	-	-
5	3	3	1	-	-	-	-
6	3	3	2	-	-	-	-
7	3	3	2	1	-	-	-
8	3	3	3	2	-	-	-
9	4	4	3	2	1	-	-
10	4	4	3	3	2	-	-
11	5	4	4	3	2	1	-
12	6	5	5	3	2	2	-
13	6	6	6	4	2	2	-
14	6	6	6	5	3	2	1
15	6	6	6	6	4	2	1
16	7	7	7	6	4	3	1
17	7	7	7	7	5	3	2
18	8	8	8	8	6	4	2
19	9	9	8	8	6	4	2
20	9	9	9	8	7	5	2

6*&7** - Depends on Wisdom score of the Priest